Family Guy Porn Story: Megs Boyfriend Chapter 6

Family Guy Porn Story: Megs Boyfriend Chapter 6

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Chapter
6: Keeping a Secret

The
very next day, Zack was downstairs eating cereal. His head was still
throbbing fromthe
fight with the jocks. Meg then walked into the kitchen to talk with
Zack.

“Morning,
Zack,” said Meg as she gave him a kiss.

“What
was that for?” Zack groaned.

“Don’t
you remember last night at the dance?” she asked, “You told
me that you loved me and we danced the night away.”

“We
did?” asked Zack, “Listen, that was a big mistake. I had no
idea what I was doing since the punch was spiked and all.”

“You
mean… you don’t love me?” asked Meg as tears filled her eyes,
“Everything you said was a lie?”

Zack
then stared at Meg for about 20 seconds and then busted out laughing.

“Gotcha!
You know I love you, baby,” said Zack as he planted a kiss on
Meg, “It’s just that I hurt so bad from that fight.”

Then
Lois walked into the room making breakfast for the rest of the
family.

“Good
morning you two,” said Lois, “So how was the dance last
night?”

“It
was great,” said Meg, “You won’t believe it, but last night
Zack said that he love-“

Zack
quickly covered Meg’s mouth so she couldn’t say another word.

“What
was that, Meg?” asked Lois.

“She
was saying that I said how much I loved her dress,” said Zack,
“Nothing more!”

“Oh,
okay then,” said Lois, “I’m gonna go wake up Peter.”

Lois
then left the room and Zack quickly removed his hand from Meg’s
mouth.

“What
the hell did you do that for?” Meg asked.

“Meg,
we can NOT tell her about last night!” said Zack.

“Why
not?” she asked, “Is it because you’re suddenly embarassed
about the thought of us being together?”

“No,
because I would suddenly disappear and you would suddenly have
humburgers for dinner but then realise that you didn’t have hamburger
meat in the fridge and that your mother never went to the store that
day!” said Zack, “Remember what she did when I brought you
back home 2 weeks ago?”

“Oh,
right,” she said, “But what are we gonna do?”

“In
order for this to work, we need to keep this relationship in the
shadows,” said Zack, “Nobody is to know.”

“I
don’t see what the big deal is,” said Meg, “We’re just two
teenagers in love.”

“That’s
just it!” said Zack, “I’m NOT a teenager! I’m 20!”

“What?!?!”
said Meg in a manner that was loud, but not loud enough for anyone
else to hear, “When were you going to tell me?”

“Uh,
right now?” said Zack sarastically, “The point is that if
people knew about us being together, They’ll call it statutory rape
and I could go to jail.”

“But
we’re only 3 years apart,” said Meg.

“Oh
yeah, Quahog is sooo understanding,” said Zack sarcastically,
“That’s why there are sooo many black people here other than
Cleveland. That’s why nobody makes racist jokes. That’s why-“

“Okay,
I get it,” said Meg, “We’ll keep it a secret.”

“At
least until you turn 18,” said Zack, “Here comes the
others.”

Peter,
Lois, Chris, Stewie and Brian sat at the breakfast table along with
Meg and Zack. Lois then served Meg, Peter, and Chris Eggs and Bacon,
while Brian got his dog food and Stewie had babyfood.

“So
Zack, how did things go last night?” asked Peter.

“I
beat up 3 jocks,” said Zack.

“So
nothing happened?” asked Stewie, “Nothing sexual? Nothing
like taking your hotdog and putting it into one of Meg’s donuts? You
know, sexual intercourse or that sort of thing? Tell me! Tell me, did
you need to use a paperbag? I’ll bet he used a paperbag!”

“No,
we did not engage in whoopie or even mouth whoopie,” said Zack,
“Anyway, you seem to talk dirty for a 1 year old baby.”

“Oh,
yeah, well you seem quite stupid for a- Say, how old are you?”
asked Stewie.

“Uh,
gotta get to work!” said Zack nervously, “That Slurpee
machine ain’t gonna fix itself.” Zack then quickly left the
house. Meg hurriedly followed him outside leaving the others in the
kitchen.

“Did
you see that?” asked Lois, “He dodged the age question.”

“He
did?” asked Peter, “This could mean only one thing… He’s
an immortal. We must capture him and force him to tell us the secrets
of him immortality!”

“No,
I don’t think he’s immortal,” said Lois, “But it would
explain why he can look at Meg without killing himself. I wonder how
old is he? “

“From
what I remember, he was 18 when he was working at Burger King”
said Chris.

“Oh
my god, that means he’s 20!” said Lois, “Peter, we let a 20
year old man take our 17 year old daughter to Homecoming!”

“I
don’t see what the big deal is,” said Peter, “As long as
they didn’t do anything wrong.”

“That’s
just it, Peter,” said Lois, “I’ll bet something did happen
at the prom! I’m going to find out what.”

Just
then, Zack and Meg walk into the kitchen.

“I’m
gonna take Meg to the mall so she can get a new dress,” said
Zack, “Her old one got ruined by Connie last night.”

“Oh
really?” asked Lois, “I want to know what happened last
night.”

“Okay,”
said Zack, “Meg and I went to Homecoming, and we ran into
Connie. Connie insuled her and I insulted her back. She got angry and
wanted me to apologize so I did, but she spilled punch on Meg’s dress
which in turn led he into spilling punch on her dress AND her hair.
This made the jocks mad so they tried to beat me up, but since I’m a
convient store clerk and get mugged like everyday, I took fighting
classes at the YMCA and took out the Jocks. Then I- er, I mean that’s
it.”

“Whoa,
whoa, whoa!” said Peter, “You went to the YMCA? That
disproves your theory then Lois. Zack’s gay.”

“Peter
that’s insulting,” said Lois, “Not everyone at the Y is
gay.”

“Anyway,
we’re leaving, now,” said Zack as he and Meg left the room.

“He
didn’t finish his story,” said Lois, “I’m following them.”

“Oh!
Oh! Can I come too?” asked Peter.

“Peter,
someone needs to stay home and watch Stewie,” said Lois.

“I’ll
do it,” said Chris.

“Someone
who’s not an idiot,” said Lois before realizing that she wanted
Peter to stay home, “Wait…”

“Fine!
I’ll do it,” said Brian, “Just I always do. Just why am I
always stuck with Stewie anyway? He’s YOUR kid.”

“We
honstly don’t know,” said Lois, “Anyway, Peter, we’ve got
to see what Zack and Meg are hiding from us.”

End
Chapter.

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