Family Guy Porn Story: Poor to Rich and back to Poor – Chapter 1

Chapter One: New Neighbors

It was an normal day at the Griffin House. Peter had been fired for accidentally screwing one-hundred doll heads on the butt of the dolls instead of the neck. Then a U-Haul truck drove up next to a house with a “Sold” sign on the front yard.

“Peter, we have new neighbors, we should greet them.” said Lois in an excited voice.

“Lois, you remember the last time we had new neighbors. Peter said as he was looking up, about to do a flash back.

Looks like they are extremely wealthy. Lois said, interrupting Peters flash back.

Ill get my jacket. Peter said as he rushed to the coat rack.

——————–5 minutes later——————————————————————————————

Ding-dong. Lois had just rung the door-bell when immediately a man in a black suit opened the door.

May I help you?

Yes, we are the Griffins, we came here to greet the new neighbors. Lois said in a surprised voice.

I shall get them. Please, come in and have a seat.

Lois, I gotta pee.

Peter, cant it wait

I dont think so Lois. Im gonna go home real quick.

Ah, you must be the Griffins. said a voice behind them.

OH MY GOD, YOURE BILL GATES! yelled Lois.

That I am. Would any of you like a drink? Amontillado perhaps?

No, its early for me to have any alcohol. said Lois, still very surprised that they live right across the street from Bill Gates.

Im sorry, I dont believe we have been acquainted. I believe you already know my name. Bill Gates said, holding out his hand.

Oh, Im Lois, this is Chris, Meg, Stewie

Hey Lois, guess who made some snow with the snow-maker and peed his name HOLY CRAP, YOUR BILL GATES! said Peter, very surprised.

And this, is Peter, my husband.

I remember you Peter, from the poker games with the Peuterschmittes. How is life going for you right now?

Eh, not that good, I just got fired from the toy company I work at. I really could use some money right now. Hey, you got a job I can have Bill? asked Peter in a hopeful voice.

Sorry Peter, all the positions I had are taken. Said Bill.

Can you lend us some money then? We desperately need money. Weve even been digging under the couch cushions so we can shop for food. said Peter, sounding very desperate.

Sorry Peter, I cannot lend out any money. I need to save everything I earn.

Well then, I guess this means war! yelled Peter.

I guess it does! Bill yelled back.

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