FamilyGuy Pornography Story: 4 Gals and a Warp Fuckhole Chapter 1

Ya! my peoples. hiya! i like chocolate. anywayz i hope u like my next story.

I
will also have another one coming out around chiristmas we
have vacation it’ll be easier. It’s gonna be based on teen titans.
enjoy the story!

Hey! But Im half
black ya know, Bekci replied defensively yet still laughing.

But arent you
guyanese or sumthing, too? Steph.

Yeah

So becki, Toni
started, What do ya want to do with your warp hole?

I really dont
know, she replied.

You never told us
about a warp hole! Steph and Nat cried.

Becki sighed and said,
Its no big deal. We can try it if you guys want to, she offered
as she hung upside-down from the spider.

And Karina wont
get to try it cause shes a bum, Steph said.

Well what do you
expect, she moved to Texas, Nat said.

Shes still a bum
for moving, she said, still annoyed.

Do you want her to
fall out of the sky or something, Toni asked.

As a matter a fact,
Steph began. Out of nowhere a body fell out of the sky and landed on
the ground with a loud thump. So the bodies really do go
thump, she said. Becki got off of the spider and said, I
think its Karina. Nat came off the spider too and Becki lifted
up the head. Oh yeah, thats Karina, Nat said.

Toni, Becki started,
You may have the honors of disposing of this body.

Gladly, Toni
replied.

What! Karina got
up and said.

Dammit, I thought
you were dead. Oh well. Toni took out her personal machine gun. It
was black, said Toni in purple and had snowball
4eva written in white. And then she began to shoot Karina.

Shes moving
around like shes having a seizure, Becki said flatly.

Why chinese food,
Steph asked.

Remember last year
when those damn 8th graders took our spot and were eating
chinese food in our face, she said.

Oh yeah, those 8th
graders, Toni said plainly.

I wanted to hurt
them
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(u
get my point) badly, Nat finished.

Becki continued,
And rememebr how we always wanted to cut gym to get chinese food?

What the hell are
you guys talking about? Steph said obviously confused. All I heard
was Chinee Foo.

You probably werent
at the table, Toni said.

Becki brushed it off
and said Nevermind that, and started up the hill.

Where are you going,
Nat asked.

The chinese food
place, where else, Becki answered.

So Steph got off the
spider and they all followed Becki up the hill and they all walked to
the chinese food place together.

Ya know what, Becki
said looking at Toni.

Were gonna burn
Steph at a stake out? She asked.

Hey! Im right
here, Steph cried.

No, she said. She
went over to Toni and said Maybe later.

Were gonna try
the warp hole, Toni tried again.

Yep, she replied.
By the way, where the hell is Nat?

Natalia the re-re
beasting buttsniff! Where are you, Toni cried with sarcasm in her
voice. Natalia was only a foot away from them on the sidewalk.

Then the song from that
commercial that goes If I had a million dollars starts to play.
There you are Nat, Becki said. What is that you have, Steph
asked. Becki grabbed it and said, Youre playing with a twig!
Youre so stupid, Toni smiled. For your information its a
magical twig and I would like it back, Nat said with confidence.

Uh-huh, Becki
said and pulled out her warp hole and put it on the ground.

We gonna try da warp
hole. Yak Yak, Steph said.

You wont be
needing this where were going, Becki said as she threw the
magical twig in the street. Then a Hummer ran over it.

NOOOOOOOOOOO, Nat
cried. I was about to wish for a million dollars.

And you betta wish
for a safe landing, Toni said.

Nat looked very
confused and heisitant to ask the question. Why, she finally
asked after the If I had a million dollars song was done. Toni
pushed her and she fell into the warp hole.

There was an awful long
silence. And then a tumbleweed rolled by. So Toni chased it into the
warp hole. Enough of this foolishness. Lets go, Steph said and
jumped in the hole. Might as well go in the there too, Becki said
flatly. w00t! was all you could here as she jumped into the
hole.

Little did the girls
someone or thing was watching them.

I wanted to get at least 3 or 5
chapters out before skool starts cause this year is gonna be a pain in
my $$. I have to take the standard 8th grade essement or w/e these
government ppl call it.

Steph: ur a bum

Becki: U! anywayz This means I have to study. May the all brun in
the firey pitts of hell!

Nat: ur lazy too.

Toni: no, actually im the lazy one.

Becki: thank-u .

Toni: Natalia doesnt even study!

Steph and Becki: oh, u got dissed!

Becki: Anywayz, gotta go write another story.

-becki