Family Guy Porno Story: Starring Chris Griffin Chapter Three

(Cut to Chris and Lois coming home)

Lois:I think youre really doing well Chris.

Chris in a different voice:Thank you mother.

Brian:Wow you really worked wonders with him.

Lois:Acutally for times sake he just had a fast character change

Brian: Right

(Peter and Stewie come in)

Peter in a sarcastic voice to Chris:Hello other son.

Brian:What the hell has gotten into you.

Peter:Ive just realized my intelligent seamin skipped a child.

(Cut to Seamin)

Intellignet one:I say what happened to Fredrick.

Another intelligent one:Peter sold him to the sperm bank in order to get concert tickets.

Retarded seamin:I swam real far and saw poop

Intelligent seamin:Indeed

(flashback)

Peter:Ive had a great time hanging out with Stewie(cut to Stewie in car with Peter)

Peter:Youre going to grow up and be successful Stewie,you see I had a rough childhood(here the voice changes into Daniel Stern like a Wonder Years monolouge) see Dad was a strict Catholic which made him a perfectionist

Peter realizes its Daniel Stern.

Peter:What the hell are you doing talking about my childhood?

Daniel Stern:Oh I do that for a living now.

Stewie:People pay you to do that?

Daniel Stern:Sometimes they throw me quarters.

Peter:Why are you in my car?

Daniel Stern:I was eating the french fries under the seats.

(flashback)

Peter:Have a good time with your movie son.

Peter and Stewie walk away.

Lois:Oh I hope Peter isnt jealous of me spending time with Chris.

Brian:I wouldnt worry Peter loves Chris,hell snap out of though hes dumb as hell hes a good father

(Cut to Peter with toddlers Meg and Chris in the park)

Chris:Can I have a ballon?

Peter:Sure thing son.

(Michael Jackson runs in and grabs Chris)

Peter:Get away from my son you pervert!

(Michael Jackson grabs Meg gets his ballon and Peter hugs him)

Michael Jackson:Ewww your a girl!

(flash to Peter in bed having a dream)

Announcer:We now return to the Academy Awards heres your host Billy Crystal.

Billy Crystal:Knock Knock

(circkets chirp)

Billy Crystal pretending to be someone:Whos there

Billy Crystal:Dontya

Billy Crystal pretending to be someone else:Dontya who

Billy Crystal:Dont ya remember me I mean I was in City Slickers,When Harry met Sally,Analyze This! Doesnt anyone care at all?

Announcer:And the oscar for Best Actor goes to Chris Griffin!

Chris:Thank you Academy for giving me the honor of having so many oscars!

(Peter sees Chris walking with oscars)

Peter:Dont ya remember me son?

Chris:Im too rich for you now,go be Megs father.

Peter:Ahhh!

(Peter wakes up full of sweat)

Lois:Whats wrong

Peter:Ive just had the most horrible nightmare!

Lois:What was it about.

Peter:Billy Crystal,it was awful Lois oh God it was awful!

Lois:Get back to sleep Peter,well be taking Chris to his audition in the morning.

(Cut to the morning,Lois and Chris are leaving)

Chris:Is Dad coming with?

Lois:I think hes worried.

(Peter shows up)

Peter:Good luck Son Im so proud of you.

Chris:Thanks Dad.

Brian:Yeah Chris break a leg.

(Chris just then breaks his leg)

(Cut to hospital,Peter,Lois,Brian and are there)

Brian:Boy what a coincedence,Chris Im sorry.

Chris:Will I be able to make my audition?

:Oh no my boy you wont be able to walk for a while,youll have to lay in your room

Chris:Oh no the evil monkey will be able to get me.

(Everyone laughs,and the Evil Monkey comes in and begins laughing an evil laugh too)

The End

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