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Family Guy Porn Story: Peter Reborn Chapter 3

Family Guy Porn Story: Peter Reborn Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Shows the Griffins
walking into this small little town. Then they all find a couch in
the middle of an open area, and sit down on it

Peter: My feet are
killing me.

Brian: My dogs are
barking.

Lois: Im exhausted.

Stewie: Im more
tired than that time I had to climb Mt. Everest.

Flashback to Stewie
climbing Mt. Everest and reaching the top

Stewie: Id like to
thank the United States army for hiring this helicopter to put me at
the top. I wouldnt have been able to do this without you.

Helicopter goes to
pick him up, but knocks him off, and he falls and screams for ten
seconds then sneezes, and falls for another five seconds. Flashback
ends

Chris: Its a good
thing we found this couch laying here in the middle of this deserted
area.

Crumbs fall on the
head of the Griffins, and they look up to see theyre sitting on
the belly of Sally Struthers. The Griffins run away screaming.
Then Sally Struthers gets sad

Shows the Griffins
walking through a jungle with torn clothing

Stewie: with a full
saggy diaper I cant go on for much longer. I think Im going to
die before that vile woman will.

Chris: Im just happy
I can get away from the evil monkey in my closet.

Chris gets surrounded
by a large group of evil monkeys. Does close up of each monkeys
face, and one monkey is Star Jones

Peter: Star Jones from
the View? What are you doing here?

Star: I dunno. What are
you doing here?

Lois: Were stranded.

Star: Oh. Here is
money. Buy a plane ticket home.

Throws money at Lois,
and Lois jumps like Super Mario to get it, and everything is in 2-D
like the original Mario for Nintendo, and she grabs the coin. Then it
goes back to its original look. Then Mario comes out of nowhere

Mario: What you doing?
You think you can be like a me?

Peter: Oh, sorry Super
Mario. It wont happen again. I promise. Scouts honor.

Mario: Good, you a son
of a bitch.

Mario runs off into
the jungle

Lois: Thank you so much
Star Jones. Is there anything we can do for you?

Star: Yes. Perhaps when
you get back to gods country, the good old USA, could you kill
Barbara Walters for me? That bitch thinks she owns all us.

Chris: You mean she
thinks she owns everybody on the show?

Star: No. She thinks
she owns all black people.

Peter, Lois, Chris, and
Stewie: laugh at the joke

Star: I wasnt
kidding.

Cuts into scene where
the Griffins are back at home sitting on the chair watching the local
news

Diane: It was a sad
sight to see today when fire fighters of Quahog tried to put out the
tire fire in Springfield earlier, but unfortunately were
unsuccessful. Tom?

Tom: In other news Star
Jones is in jail for murdering Barbara Walters earlier today. She is
out on bail because she threatened to eat the judge.

Peter: laughs I
guess she got what was coming to her.

Everybody laughs

Lois: Oh Peter.

Stewie: Hahaha. That
joke is funnier than that time I went to see Chris Rock do stand up
comedy.

Flashback: Stewie is
at a Chris Rock stand up comedy gig

Chris Rock: Dont you
hate the way white people drive compared to black people? White
people are all cramped up, and have their eyes focused on the road.
Black people are laid back, relaxed, and they have their eyes on the
women.

Stewie: laughs
hysterically Thats funnier than that joke I heard by Tom Arnold.

Another Flashback:
Stewie is standing in front of Tom Arnold while in a park

Tom Arnold: Whats
the difference between a black guy, and a white guy?

Stewie: What?

Tom Arnold: The color
of their skin.

Flashback ends: Goes
to Stewie sitting in the audience at the Chris Rock show

Stewie: Hmm.

Flashback ends: Goes
back to the living room couch

Peter: Dude, wheres
my daughter? starts laughing Seriously though, wheres Meg?

Shows Meg laughing the
exact same way she was earlier in the closet

End of chapter3

Writers note: I
dont own anything in this chapter either, just the comedy. That is
it. Sorry if I offended anybody, but its Family Guy.

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