Family Guy Porn Story: Brian And Stewie In Oz – Chapter 3

Chapter
3:The Three

Brian and
Stewie were walking down the yellow brick road, when they came a
cross a corn field.

Do
you really think that any of this stuff would work on the wicked
witch? Asked Brian

Well
, Dog, If it works on the U.S. Senate and The President it could work
on the witch. By the way, Why did you get the special item. I thought
that the Human gets it. stated Stewie.

In
the book she does , I dont know but does it look nice

Huh,
well it looks like your own collar except Sparkly Just then his
stomach started to growl. I say My tummys rumbling. Oh look
corn. Stewie went to go get some. When Brian looked ahead and saw
Two Crows picking on a Scarecrow.

Hey
look scare crow you got something on you Said Crow number one.

Where?
Asked the Scarecrow.

Right here he pecked at the Scarecrows Shoulder

Hey
you freak-in bastard, Get off me

Oh
But Why your so comfy and cozy Plus What is Two plus two. asked
the second Crow.

Um!
Three?

You are so much fun

Im
Not having fun

We
Know , But We Are stated the first Crow. the two crows continued
to pick on or peck at the Scarecrow.

This is the last straw said the Scarecrow.

No
it isnt i see one right here

Oh
look There is another one.

Hey
leave him alone The crows looked around and saw Brian standing
there.

Hey,
Snoopy, Beat it just then Stewie arrived.

Hey
look Marty It Snoopy and Charlie Brown

Who
the hell do you think you are, the crows of God stated Stewie as
he and Brian threw corn as the two birds and the flew off . Brian and
Stewie went to check on the Scarecrow. excuse me but are you all
right.

Well
it was a good thing you two came along because i was going to kick
their asses. Well thanks for the help.

Well
Why Dont you bloody scare them a way? I mean isnt it you job.
asked Stewie

I
dont know! I dont have a brain

You
dont have a what

I
was made without one

Then
how can you talk if you havent got a bloody brain. Brian do you
understand this?

Not
Really. but we should take him with us to see the wizard but the
trick is to get him down from that cross They untied the Scarecrow
and the three continued to walk down the road when the came upon a
group of apple trees. Still hungry Stewie went in the area and
grabbed an apple and the tree grabbed his foot.

What
do you thing you doing you could be eating my child said the Tree.

What
the Deuce? A talking Tree.

Maybe
if you would have asked me i might have said it is all right, but no
you have to grab it.

Look
I was hungry

I
was hungry, I was hungry, Well if i was hungry Id want eat you but
I would ask if it was alright

Excuse
my little friend here he has know manners. However the apple trees in
our area dont talk. So if you could let him go… Brian tried
to explain

Well
its still no excuse we have a reputation to keep. Im sorry you
seem like a good person Dog. But unfortunately he has to pay the
penalty. Stewie pulled out his bazooka.

Alright
put me down or I will shoot, and cause the biggest forest fire in
Oz. The tree dropped Stewie. Stewie fire the bazooka and nothing
happened What the duce? No ammo? Brian, Stewie, and the
Scarecrow ran in three different directions. Apple were being thrown
ant them In the mist of all the apple harvesting, Brian found a man
made out of tin.

Guys
over here it looks like this guy need a recharge Brian looked
around and saw a button on him that said press me. Brian pushed the
button, and the man came to life. The first thing he said was

Make
way Im a cop. Oh Thank you so much I was frozen there for
eternity. Be cause I have a bad Battery

Why
Dont you go by a new one? Asked Stewie as he and Scarecrow came
closer.

Because
I have no heart. And without a heart I cant care about catching
the crook.

Well
were going to see the Wizard. Maybe you like to come too said
scarecrow.

Well
do you know the way to emerald city?

Not
really, I have no Freakin Brain

And
me and the kid are not from around here

Well I guess I will come along for the ride The Tin Man rolled out
in a wheelchair.

Your
handicapped to?

Oh yeah, But that is a different story. so the four were on there
way into a scary jungle. In the middle of the jungle they had to
rest.

Who
Knew the Emerald City was This long stated Brian

I
did. But you probably knew that. Suddenly the found a log to rest
on. The all sat on the log. Suddenly Stewie started to raise up in
the air.

What
the duce? Ah a Lion!

Ahh
A Baby. Oh leave Me alone the lion ran around them Scared have to
death.

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Death:
Oh a wise crack about me huh

Me:
No Death No offence

Death:
Your on my list

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Anyway,
the lion was running around in circles and Stewie grabbed on for
dear life. Suddenly the lion stopped and stated Get Off My Tail.
He flung Stewie of his tail and Threw his wallet at Brian.

Here,
there is my wallet but dont hurt me Please.

Why
in the hell would we want to do that? asked the Scarecrow.

Because
you work for the witch of the west like the other critters. of this
particular jungle.

I Assure you we do not work for that old hag. stated Stewie. Just
then the witch appeared in front of them.

Well,
Well, Well, The three of you are planning to help these two out.
Well dont or I will put all of you on my list. You, Scarecrow,
Will be torched…

Oh
I hate Freakin fire.

You
Tin Man Will be made in to a ship, And you Lion Will be Supper, and i
just love lion nuggets. Lion fainted. Brian and the other ran to
his aid.

You
cant do that to any of them You dont have the Bloody Power.
The witch picked up Stewie with her mind and threw him into a tree.
Stewie was out.

Consider
that Warnning to the Five of you. she left .Brian went to pick up
his fallen companion.

Well
Good-bye and Good Luck said Lion. The tin man grabbed him by the
tail and dragged him along for the ride.