Family Fellow Porno Story: Megs First-ever Soiree Chapter Six

Ok, this is the final
chapter, and I hope you like it. If you dont please tell me what
you didnt like about it so I can fix it in the future. Enjoy!

Someone
in the crowd screams HES GOT A GUN a shot is heard.

Peter
gets up from the floor

Peter:
What the hell was that?

Meg:
I dont know.

Brian:
Oh my god, over there someone is on the floor.

Kyle:
Oh my god he killed Kenny

Girl
2: You Basturd, he was my boyfriend. (Falls over Kenny crying)

Principal:
Who has the gun?

Boy
2: Over there, that fat kid.

Principal:
Christopher Griffin, I NEVER!

Chris:
It, wasnt me it was Doug

Meg,
Peter, Brian and Stewie make a scared face: NO!

Principal:
Whose Doug

Chris:
Hes my Zit.

Principal:
Hes your (Laughs) Zit (Laughs Harder)

Doug(Zit):
Whats so funny.

Principal
screams like a girl.

Neil
Goldman: Ive got the Acne Cream (Tosses it to Chris)

Doug(Zit):
Dont do it fat ass. Youll be sorry.

Chris:
Im not scared of you.

Evil
Monkey Comes Out

Chris:
I am in no mood you ape, its time to kill Doug.

Chris
puts the cream on the zit

Doug(Zit):
NOOOO!

Doug
disappears

Principal:
Lets party

Girl
2: What about Kenny, he shouldnt have died.

Peter:
God, you girls and your boyfriends.

Chris:
Im just glad Doug is gone.

Brian:
Yea, a ha ha ha ha. Falls on floor drunk

Meg:
I dont have a date.

Stewie:
Well, how about Kenny over there, you cant kill him. Ha Ha Ha.
Brian Hi-5 Brian..Hey Dog.

Brian:
I love you too.

Stewie:
Well this is disturbing isnt it.

Joe:
I heard a shot, wheres the perp.

Quagmire:
Oh, its a little to late, hes dead already.

Joe:
Oh, well Im going to have to break this party up for being
uncatered.

Principal:
UmIll cater.

Joe:
Allright then, LETS DO THIS!

(Joe
starts dancing on the floor)

Lois
walks in.

Lois:
What the hell is this.

Meg:
Oh no, moms here.

Brian:
Hi, mommy a ha ha ha ha.

Stewie:
Damn!

Lois:
What the hell are you guys doing here.

Chris:
Doug came back and I had to kill him.

Lois:
Im talking about Brian. I thought you were watching the kids.

Brian:
Oh God.IHave kids.with youwas I good babe.

Lois:
BRIAN!

Peter:
Lois dont yell at Brian.

Meg:
Mom, why is there boxers on you, and a condom?

Lois:
Oh, WelluhLong story you dont wanna know.

Quagmire:
But I doGiggity.

Peter:
Lois, how could you. I want a divorce.

Meg,
Chris, and Stewie: Huh.

Lois:
Fine, fat ass I never liked you anyway.

Peter:
Fine

Lois:
Im gonna have sex with the first guy I see

(looks
away and sees Quagmire)

Quagmire:
GIGGITY GIGGITY

Lois:
Im going home

Quagmire
smiles

Lois:
ALONE

Quagmire:
but i.

Lois
walks out

Meg:
Dad, your not getting a divorce right.

Peter:
Of, course notme and your mom will just have make up sex, like
always.

Chris:
Good, cause I dont wanna have to go to a new home.

Stewie:
Lets Party!

Stewie
Warm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her on my
CB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earth
Cowtones come to earth Stewie When I went to meet her, man
you should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the Girth
Cowtones Three times the Girth Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat Cowtones Loves to eat Stewie A big ol Buddha belly
and her breast swing past her feet Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat, My big ol fat ass baby loves to eat. Song from
episode To Love and Die in Dixie Aired November 15, 2001

Fades
out to credits

Me:
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