Family Guy Porn Story: Poor to Rich and back to Poor Chapter 2
Chapter 2: Gay Pictures, Harrassment, and Failure.
“Brian, I think I have the perfext idea on how to get money from Bill Gates. First, I take a picture of him touching me, say he sexually harrassed me, and black-mail him for shut-up oney! It’s bullet proof.” said Peter cleverly.
“You know, that’s actually not a bad idea Peter.” said Brian, surprised. “I told you before Brian, I’m very smart, you just never believed me.” Peter said triumphantly.
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“Brian, which Speedo looks me look gayest, leapord spots or rainbow?” “Go with the rainbow ones.”
“You know Brian, you would think that I wouldhavelearned my leason with taking gay photosafter that episode that I made a story about Luke Perry being gay on Meg’s school newspaper and having to fix it all up, but I guess I haven’t.” “Apparently ,Peter, no you haven’t.”
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“Okay Brian, here I go.” said Peter, taking a deap breath as he left the house
Peter and Brian left the house, Brian with a camera in his hand. They walked accross the street to Bill Gates new house, went to the back yard to his pool, and saw Bill Gates sitting on a pool chair, writing something for his company.
Peter ran over, grabbed Bills hand and placed it on his bottom asBrian tookthe picture.
“Ha! I have you now Bill. I have proof of sexual harrassment!”
“Yeah? But theres no film in that camera.”
“We knew you would say that to make us open the film holder, destroying the film, but we used a polleroid camera.” said Brian triumphantly.”We have you. Now, if you don’t pay ten-million dollars, we will sue you for sexual harrassment!”
“Look’s like you really do have me. Or do you? Too bad for you I have a tape recorder running, it just recorded everything you had just said. Now, I suggest you leave my property before I call the Police.” said Bill, more triumphantly even than Brian and Peter. “Fine, we’ll leave, but I will find a way to get money from you.”
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