Family Guy Porn Story: Da Bang – Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I dont own Family Guy…. But I do own this story, so for this
period of time I will be in control… MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Ahem, Enjoy….
Part 1: After New Quohog
(Scene: The beginning of The Outer Limits)
Me: Do not try to adjust your computer screen,
(Shows Zombie Stewie)
Me: I am typing the words correctly… Right? Am I???!!! WHY WONT YOU ANSWER
ME???????!!!!!!!!!!!
(Peters skeleton comes)
Peter: Youre more annoying than Randy Newman, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND
GET ON WITH THE SHOW ALREADY!!!!! We get paid! But, I dont mean like get
it on with the tape…
Me: I dont get paid for writing this, and youre not getting paid either…
This is The Fatter Limits! (I stick out my tongue)
Peter: HEY! (Runs over trying to punch me)
(I kill him, although hes already dead)
Me: Just roll the tape!