Family Guy Porn Story: Da Bang – Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I dont own Family Guy…. But I do own this story, so for this
period of time I will be in control… MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Ahem, Enjoy….

Part 1: After New Quohog

(Scene: The beginning of The Outer Limits)
Me: Do not try to adjust your computer screen,
(Shows Zombie Stewie)
Me: I am typing the words correctly… Right? Am I???!!! WHY WONT YOU ANSWER
ME???????!!!!!!!!!!!
(Peters skeleton comes)
Peter: Youre more annoying than Randy Newman, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND
GET ON WITH THE SHOW ALREADY!!!!! We get paid! But, I dont mean like get
it on with the tape…
Me: I dont get paid for writing this, and youre not getting paid either…
This is The Fatter Limits! (I stick out my tongue)
Peter: HEY! (Runs over trying to punch me)
(I kill him, although hes already dead)
Me: Just roll the tape!

(Theme song)
Lois: It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies, and sex on
TV.
Peter: But where are those good ol fashioned values?
All: On which we used to rely! Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a
man who, positively can do, all the things that make us
Stewie: Laugh and cry!
All: Hes our family guy!

(Scene: Griffins are walking down the road from the end of Da Boom)
Peter: Where are we gonna go now?
Lois: Please, not that farmhouse with Randy Newman!
(They come across that house again)
Farmer: Well, ycame back. I guess ywanna stay here, now?
Chris: Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot!!!!
Randy Newman: Fat man and his family, came back here to see me! Oldest boy,
really likes Randys songs! Plus hes fat just like his daaaaaaad!!!!!
Peter: Oh, thats it you bastard!
(Peter kills Randy)
(Griffins walk away)
Brian: (Sniffs the air) I smell food! (Runs in the direction that he smells
it)
Lois: Ok, lets follow him!
(At the location)
Peter: Were just back in Quohog!
Stewie: Oh, finally something smart out of you, I thought that would never
happen…
(Flashback)
Brian: The first born son will die!
Peter: Oh my God, Stewie!
Brian: Youre first born son!!!!
Peter: Oh my God, Meg!
Brian: Youre wife…
Peter: Oh my God, Chris!
(End flashback)
Peter: But theres something different about it…
Brian: God, such an idiot!
(In Heaven)
God: Yeah, REAL SMART CALLING ME AN IDIOT!!!!! (Gets out gun)
Business angel: God, I think he was calling Peter an idiot but just put
youre name first because hes annoyed.
God: What ever… (Puts gun away)
(Back on earth)
Brian: Its different because…

What could be the big secret? Find out in Part 2: Back in Old Quohog