Family Guy Porn Story: The New Version – Chapter 1
Family Guy
By: Will Fortner
Peter, get out of the shower or youll miss breakfast. Lois called. Fine, I be down in a minute, He yelled back. Gees, cant a man get a damn shower. He thought to himself.
Peter got out of the shower and got the towel. Then he hard and RIP. The he turned around and his eyes got big. Ummmmm, Lois I ripped the towel. Peter shouted. Damnit! Lois said to herself. Well, putt it in the trash and Ill burn it later. She shouted back.
Peter went into their bedroom and got dressed and went down to eat. Every thing was normal. Chris hiding from his monkey, Meg looking at Brad Pitt and Johnny Dep and Stewie planning a way to get rid of Lois. Peter sat down and look at something in the article. Hey listen to this Brad Pitt is gay (He is not gay ok). Then Meg started to cry and went up stairs. Gees, what the hell is her problem? Peter said.