Family Guy Porn Story: Starring Chris Griffin Chapter 1
Starring Chris Griffin
by
Mike Kocher
(Opening shot,Peter is reading a book to Stewie)
Peter:Heres what happened after Horton heard the Who.
Stewie: Let me guess everyone believes his ludicrous story and he becomes the belle of the ball?
Peter in a sweet voice:No he is declared insane and has to spend the rest of his life in a mental health facility.
(Opening music)
(Next shot,the Peter and Brian are around the breakfast table,it is early and not everyone has woken up)
Peter:Brian do you have the newspaper
Brian:Peter you never read it
Peter: Yeah but could you at least hand me the lingerie adds?
Brian in a unpleased tone: All right.
(Peter then goes to the cereal cabinet)
Peter:Oh boy Coca Pebbles!
(Barney Rubble comes and steals them)